free association friday
If a great white shark and a killer whale had a no disqualification heavy weight title fight, who would win? We all know that great whites like to eat nude female swimmers, men in small boats near shore, teenagers in sailboats, tags off of old cars, fish of all sizes, other sharks, boat captains who survived the sinking of the USS Indianapolis and became a shark hunter but who looked just like the dude in the movie “In the Heat of the Night” not the TV show of the same name. He was a loud mouth, arrogant so and so who needed to get eaten by a giant shark. The shark in question tried to eat a sheriff and a guy named Richard Dreyfuss. Richard starred in American Graffiti and later Close Encounters of the Third Kind. I’m still not sure what the first two kind are. Anyway, our shark didn’t eat him cause he hid just out of camera range at the bottom of the ocean. He was down there longer than his oxygen supply. He probably received brain damage but being in Hollywood, how can one tell? So the shark didn’t eat him or the sheriff. The sheriff gave the shark a big metal cigar to chew on and then shot him in the face with a M14 carbine. Even though the boat was mostly underwater, the rifle, that was all the rage before the crappy M16A1 rifle took over, managed to stay dry. To build suspense, the sheriff intentionally missed the first couple of shots. The third shot found the mark and blew up the shark. Please don’t weep over this if you’re an animal lover. The shark gave birth to another killing machine just in time for the sequel.
The only killer whale I’ve ever seen eat a human was the one that ate Bo Derek’s leg. He couldn’t eat both cause she broke the other one and had a cast on. The killer whale had great taste in food. Bo was super hot back then after starring in a movie called “10” as in she was a 10 out of 10 on the hot scale. It was such an awesome movie that I have no idea what it was about other than the fact the star was smoking hot. Before you pass judgement, I was 15 so what exactly did you expect? She did a movie called Tarzan. Don’t remember any of that one either except, yea you guessed it, she was hot.
Since the original question involved a no DQ match, I’d have to say the killer whale would win. I can hear your question from here. Why? Glad you asked. Killer Whales hunt in packs like wolves in Yellowstone. So the killer whale would probably knock the referee out and his buddies would come to help and the killer whale would win. If the shark called his buddies, they’d, more than likely, just come and eat him. Sharks are just not nice and practice cannibalism more often than Jeffery Dahmer.
Does anyone really care if Kevin Costner comes back to finish Yellowstone? I’ve heard more about this than, “Who shot JR?” Sure I’m watching the last season when it comes out. It’s a great cowboy/Indian/land/money/women/bunk house /games/drinking/cussing/fighting show. My favorite character has to be Tee-Ter. Her name is not Peter cause she’s all girl. Spoiler alert: Season 4 is when she is introduced. Fun times. Also, the newest country superstar, Lainey Wilson, was on for a couple of episodes. She can sing a song when needed. She dresses like a hippie cowgirl so be prepared for that. Rip and Beth are the main characters along with Casey the little brother who was a Navy Seal. I know this is true cause he was in American Sniper playing a what? That’s right a Navy Seal. The casting director hit a home run with this actor.
The show is filmed in Montana but it never snows where they’re at. In the flashback of dad and granddad, it snowed. This must be the writers attempt to prove global warming is a real thing. I’ve been to Montana and I have to say there was no snow. Then again, it was July. It was around 85 every day and the locals complained about how hot it was. We southern boys got a big laugh out of that. I’d take 85 all day every day in July instead of 100 with 90% humidity.
Until next time….